My mom always tells me...

So we see all our friends getting married around us; finding their "perfect matches" and multiplying and replenishing the earth with enthusiasm. And don't get me wrong; it's absolutely fantastic. But, for some reason, every guy I find that I think is semi-normal, semi-decent, and that I'm semi-attracted to ends up having some of the weirdest quirks I've ever encountered or....he's gay. I'm serious. Maybe not outright gay..but gay nonetheless.